I think it’s funny to see “Only God can judge me” shirts and posts. Like, I don’t think you understand, but God might be the last person you want to judge you
i accidentally called macklemore “whack-a-mole” today and i’m still stunned
last halloween i used the word “spoopy” like every 5 seconds and one time i accidentally said “spoopernatural” instead of “supernatural” and idk i feel like i committed some sort of felony
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when you hate your life and you want to hate it even more:
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
Cower, languages with sensible grammar. American English is here.
I’m from here and have a considerable amount of southern family members but I don’t even understand.
dont look at me im bored
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The upside-down bridge of Amanohashidate is the result of a single error on the part of the architect. The story goes that Joseph Musashi was so rushed on his last day of development on the bridge that he numbered the page for the suspension girders on the wrong corner, leaving the page’s illustrations upside down once the blueprints were organized.
The real twist came when upon completion of the bridge, its unintentional structure was 2.5 times stronger than the original intended bridge. The bridge opened on schedule and carries heavy traffic daily, functioning perfectly despite its history.
IT WAS A PHASE!!
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